This is just a day in the life of my brain. Most of the entries are 100% true, but be forewarned that the thoughts are only mine and there are 3 sides to every story. There are probably some spelling errors or something in there. Also, anything having to do with bathrooms and food are 500, million % true, I would never exaggerate about a bathroom or food, ever. Speaking of bathrooms and food, check out the newest and coolest endevor: TasteSantaBarbaraFoodTours.com
1. I have a very active imagination and while most of these stories are mostly true, some of them have some exaggerations and are also only from my perspective, as well all know there are three sides to every story.
2. If you think this is about you, it's not.
3. If you are easily offended, you probably shouldn't read this blog. Go away, get out while you can!
4. If you like being offended or laughing out loud at the random shit that happens to me in my daily life, please proceed.
5. Do NOT forget to laugh, but only when appropriate. Try not to laugh too hard at my pain, or do, whatever.
6. I hate even numbers
7. I update the blog posts often, so even if you have read one once, it has probably changed a bit.
