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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

My Dog Can Speak...

I know my dogs talk to each other. Well, at least Wazowski speaks to others or tells them what to do. I know, it sounds crazy, but I swear I can see it happening, if you pay attention, you can see it too. Sometimes they speak with their voices and sometimes (more often than not) I swear Wazowski tells other dogs what to do and he does it with his mind. If any dog is capable of doing this, it's this guy. He was probably a Shaman in a past life and for whatever reason was brought back as my sweet beastlette.

Mr. Mike Wazowski lookin all sweet and innocent...



Sometimes, in the car, he commands his brothers to look out the window and screams, "SQUIRREL"
And they look...


He commands Janx to lay on his side and look at this, he does!



"Atticus, get under the covers and put your head on momma's pillow, she will love it...what's that you say? She doesn't want fur on her sheets. Oh don't worry, she will be just fine, trust me." Famous last words...


"Atticus, you should be ashamed of yourself for getting under mom's sheets, hide under the bed you fool!"


"Lay in the corner!"


His talents are not specific to just dogs "Human give me your food!" 



He tells other beasts to give him some space.

And clearly, they listen...



He acts so innocent, but there is so much more going on in there.




At then end of the day, all Atticus can do is relax and have a drink, he has found no point in trying to resist Wazowski's powers, it's a lost cause.




My guys....


Yes, I am wild for dogs...

Especially my dogs...

Crazy dog lady? Maybe.



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