Whatevan You Say...Wherevan You Go...: Does Facebook Stalking Count?

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Friday, August 16, 2013

Does Facebook Stalking Count?

I am not ashamed to admit it, I am a huge fan of the Facebook. I love that it allows me to get a peek into other people's lives without having to actually be in their lives. Yeah, I understand that might be a little creepy, but it really cuts out a lot of work that I don't have time for. It can also give you a lot of valuable information, for instance, if you meet a new guy at a bar, you can eye fuck him on the Facebook. Got an interview, eye fuck the employer on Facebook. Looking to move into a new place, eye fuck the landlords on Facebook. Ex-boyfriend has a new girlfriend, eye fuck them both on Facebook. Just want to peer into other people's lives to make you feel better or worse or ambivalent about your life, eye fuck them on Facebook. Don't want to talk to someone, but curious about their lives, eye fuck them on Facebook. It's just too easy. Thank you Mark Zuckerburg and the angry meat-head twins.

Of course it works both ways, you can peek into other people's lives and those fuckers can do the same to you. One of the awesomest things is that we can totally control how much and what we want to show. Like me personally, I think everyone should always be happy and beautiful on the Facebook all the time. I don't want to see you crying about this or that, no one does.

There are mixed reviews on the topic of posting food and drink pics. I personally am obsessed with most things food and sometimes live vicariously through others who are able to eat naughty food and drink often. I like to know what most people are eating for all meals. I want fucking details bitches. But I am aware that I am weird and that not everyone is like that, but I am a fan, so keep it up please.

I also like to see dog pictures, especially dogs that need homes, great way to spread the word.I also like to post pics of my dogs. I think they are the cutest, who doesn't want to see cute dogs? Fuck you if you don't, you're stupid.

I am still adjusting to sonogram pictures. I see a baby announcement and then a sonogram and all I can think of is "those two had sex" and "that baby is going to come out of her vagina", "she has a vagina", heehee.