More of What NOT to do When Online Dating or Regular Dating Especially for the Dudes (women you can take the advice if you want)

Not too long ago, I gave a few tips of things men should probably not do when online dating. I have come across a few more things that dudes should really not do. Ladies, if you are doing any of the things below, you need therapy, a lot of it, but don't worry, I'm not judging you.

1. Don't message a girl and ask if she wants to do it with you because you are driving through town. At least warm her up with some compliments first. Maybe offer to buy her some dinner first.

2. Don't message a girl and ask if she prefers men who are circumcised or not. That's all you have to say? I don't want to know, thanks for the visual, you fucking fuck.

3. Do message sweet things to girls, but when she finally gives you her number, don't ask for a picture, so you have one for her in your phone AND definitely do not then ask for her name AGAIN because you forgot. You are an idiot.

4. #3 don't continue to text her if she isn't responding, it's over, you ended it. Persistence is nice and all, but if she isn't responding or changed her phone number, take a hint.

5. #3 and #4 Ok, so lady, maybe you should not have given dude your number, but you did and dude, now that you have done both #3 and #4 and now you decided to find her on snapchat and proceed with the annoyance. Really, give it up.

6. Again, need I remind you, no wiener shots, unless requested! Especially on the snapchat, come on, get some class!

7. Dudes, people are crazy and we all know you think the ladies are crazy and sometimes we are, no need to point out the obvious, just pisses us off more, then you might really have to deal with the crazy.

8. If you want to take a girl out and ask for her number, that's great, use the fucking number. Pick up your fucking phone and call, yes, dial the actual number, hear her voice, this request a date via text bullshit is ridiculous, grow a pair, she can't bite over the phone, jeez.

9. Don't over stalk, do the perfect amount of research and you don't need to tell her you did this at first, she assumes you did, but wait awhile to tell her, like a few dates, after you know you both like each other.

10. If you do no research, even after being Facebook etc. friends (this makes it so easy), you are one lazy mofo and sadly, she probably likes you, but laziness gets old, don't be lazy.

11. Those even numbers get me every time!