It's Not Cheating If... 12 of the Stupidest Reasons He Has Convinced Himself He Isn't Cheating, but Is.

I once dated a guy, who I am fairly certain convinced himself there were ways around his cheating ways. These are a few of the things I swear went through his head. Ok, I'm not sure, because he never told him, but they are definitely what I imagined went through his head.

1. It's not cheating if you don't kiss her on the mouth

2. It's not cheating if you don't stay the night

3. It's not cheating if, you let her give you a blowjob

4. It's not cheating if you go down on her and she doesn't cum

5. It's not cheating if you go down on her and she doesn't see or touch you

6. It's not cheating if you masturbate in the room together, next to each other, even in the bed, just as long as you don't touch...much

7. It's not cheating if, she gives you a lap dance and she only touches you, you had no control over her or your penis

8. It's not cheating if you dated her in the past

9. It's not cheating if you have her in your phone under a different name, no one will ever know who or what you are doing

10. It's not cheating if you are better looking than her

11. It's not cheating if, you tell no one, ever, except your boys of course, because they won't tell anyone ever

12. It's not cheating if you deny, deny, deny and lie, lie, lie and accuse, accuse, accuse the other person of doing everything that you've been doing