Question: Meet someone in real life, then run home and find them on Facebook?
Answer: Totally have and sometimes still do it, maybe more than I should ever admit
Question: Let's take it a step further: Say you really liked what you saw in real life and then you really, really liked what you saw on their Facebook and then you begin a great fantasy relationship?
Answer: Fine, I won't lie, I've totally done something similar to this. I've had some of my best romantic relationships in my head. It's really too bad that the guys usually do something wrong and then I mentally have to break up with them. We could have been great together. I've got a story for this, but you are gonna have to wait for it. Check back in later, remind me about the break up with the Asian.
Answer: Fine, I won't lie, I've totally done something similar to this. I've had some of my best romantic relationships in my head. It's really too bad that the guys usually do something wrong and then I mentally have to break up with them. We could have been great together. I've got a story for this, but you are gonna have to wait for it. Check back in later, remind me about the break up with the Asian.
Question: Drive bys - home, work, public places, wherever
Answer: I am gonna go creepy, but I will also admit that I think everyone and their mother has done at least one drive by in their life, just to see if someone is home. Admit it. Just do it. I won't tell anyone, I swear.
Answer: I am gonna go creepy, but I will also admit that I think everyone and their mother has done at least one drive by in their life, just to see if someone is home. Admit it. Just do it. I won't tell anyone, I swear.

Answer: Totally creepy and totally gets done all the fucking time
Question:See someone at the grocery store, multiple times. Generally on the same day at the same time, so, you realize you start to plan your shopping around this newly found schedule.
Answer: I'm gonna say this might be a little creepy, but border line cool because way to take fate into your hands. You gotta get groceries right?! I feel like it never works when you actually try to plan it or hasn't for me, but could be creepier.
Answer: Creepy and creative
Answer: I'm gonna say this might be a little creepy, but border line cool because way to take fate into your hands. You gotta get groceries right?! I feel like it never works when you actually try to plan it or hasn't for me, but could be creepier.
Answer: Creepy and creative
Random Story: I once had a man come up to me in Wholefoods (I spent a lot of time there in Austin), I swear to god he didn't see my face, but regardless, he came up to me, tapped me on the shoulder and said, " Hi, I'm (whatever his name was) and I couldn't help but notice, you seem like a really nice person, I would really love to get to know you." Ok, cheese ball line, however, how can you argue that in the moment. After the moment, I looked around and wondered where the hidden camera was or the dude who teaches guys to have game and clearly this guy loved my butt, how can I blame the poor guy. I have no idea if I gave him my real number or not, knowing me, I totally did and then blew him off. I'm fairly certain I never saw him again, but it was flattering. I loved grocery shopping so much, I always thought I would meet my future soul mate there, so far, he is the closest it's come, soul mate he is not, good story he is. Even though I can't remember his name, he clearly made an impression on me. Good job Indian man who hit on me 8 years ago in Whole Foods Austin, if you ever read this, you did good, I hope you met your wife there.
Ok, so maybe none of this is actually cool, more creepy, but let's pretend some of it is cool, I mean if you like the dude and he likes you, way less creepster, right?! right.
Ok, so maybe none of this is actually cool, more creepy, but let's pretend some of it is cool, I mean if you like the dude and he likes you, way less creepster, right?! right.
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