Disclaimers

Very Important Disclaimers:
1. I have a very active imagination and while most of these stories are mostly true, some of them have some exaggerations and are also only from my perspective, as well all know there are three sides to every story.
2. If you think this is about you, it's not.
3. If you are easily offended, you probably shouldn't read this blog. Go away, get out while you can!
4. If you like being offended or laughing out loud at the random shit that happens to me in my daily life, please proceed.
5. Do NOT forget to laugh, but only when appropriate. Try not to laugh too hard at my pain, or do, whatever.
6. I hate even numbers
7. I update the blog posts often, so even if you have read one once, it has probably changed a bit.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Things I Do Not Understand

I didn't think there was that much that I didn't understand, well, within reason anyway, but am exploring the things I don't understand further, I realized there is a fuck ton I don't get. Basic, simple things that maybe you never think about or you understand. So, I decided to make another fucking list, but I love me some lists. So, anyway, off the top of my head, here are a few things that I don't understand...this week.



The Don't Understand This Week List:

 1. Attractive homeless people. Homeless people are not suppose to be attractive. They are suppose to be ugly.

2. Fat homeless people --> is this a direct example of how the metabolism can work against you if you don't eat enough or are the homeless people in Southern California eating better than I am. Something to ponder

3. Old  men love me, they always have. I don't get it. Do I have a sign on me that says, "hey old man, you should probably love me?"

4. Why some dogs lift their legs to pee and others do not?






5. Really tall skinny, lanky men and very round, short women --> it like makes sense but doesn't


6. Who decided utensils were a good idea? I love to eat with my fucking hands, not everything, but most things. Let's go back to the dark ages and eat the most fun way possible, with our hands!


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7. Why is swearing called swearing and why is it so bad?















8. If we are going there, let's take it a step further, why is anything called anything?



9. What does it all mean?



10. Why do we look alike, but nothing alike at the same time?



11. I know there is a lot of talk about this,  but attraction, I don't get it, why are we attracted and not attracted to people?



12. Why do some people look so good and then when you get to know them, you'd much prefer they don't talk and just sit there and look pretty?!



13. Why are some people so annoying, you just can't stand them? And some days you can tolerate and other days, you really just can't at all ever and you just want to be mean, but feel bad, because you don't understand why you can't handle the annoying-ness.















WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

14. Why does sushi taste so good (to me)????!




15. Are you bored yet?





16. Why is this statement so true?








17. What are that?


18. Why do most things midget amuse me so?









19. Why am I so easily amused? I don't really care, it makes life so much fun for me.


20.  What is going on here?




21. Why do I hate even numbers so much? 
















22. Who came up with happily every after?



23. Why would anyone want to be "normal"? Come to think about it, I don't even know what "normal" is.
24. Word puns, why do they make me smile so much, even when they are kind of sad?






25. Why ask why? Wine not. 





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  1. pstvnrgyNovember 10, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    I should have read more of your blog posts sooner. Oh well, I'm slightly more inspired to start mine up again.

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