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Monday, September 9, 2013

Unique

I realized at a young age that I didn't do things how others do them. Just because I realized that, didn't mean I acted like it. Now at the ripe age of 33, I have pretty much come to terms (and reminded daily) that I look "normal" but don't do things how other people do them. Apparently, I am very unique. That seems to be the adjective of the month, so in case, any of you fuckers were wonder what the word means, here ya go.

According to Google this is what Unique is:
u·nique
yo͞oˈnēk/
adjective
  1. 1.
    being the only one of its kind; unlike anything else.
    "the situation was unique in modern politics"


noun
archaic
1.
a unique person or thing.



According to the Urban Dictionary it is:

1.unique
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Hey look at me, I'm over the line. Step Outside your box Bitches!
Unique isn’t just a word that teachers tell their “special” 
students they are, its means being different in usually a 
good a way, unlike the rest of the common world.
 It is when everyone wears white and one person wears purple. 
Someone’s unique way of talking. I hate how most people
 define this world like, Mr. Rodgers is trying to comfort you. 
Being unique is a good thing, most of the time anyway.
Her feather hat was unique.

2.Unique
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Doing or believing in different things than most.
Sarah is unique.
Who the fuck is Sarah?! I'm Alice. 







I can't figure out how to move what's down there, up here. aaaaahhhhhhh, help me, I'm blonde
3.unique
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Something very hard to find these days...
TOO MANY DAMN FOLLOWERS OUT THERE. 
Why can`t people just keep it real!? 
Who cares if someone wears stuff that isn`t in style. 
Is it just me, or is EVERY girl`s favorite color: pink??


People do/wear/what you like. Not because everyone else
does/wears it.  BE YOU.
FOLLOWER: " omg i should buy that, its IN STYLE!
UNIQUE: " WHY?!:S its fucking ugly
FOLLOWER: But if I don't, I'll be a total lozer!!
BESIDES EVERYONE ELSE HAS IT!
UNIQUE: " *bitchslaps* YOUR SUCH A FOLLOWER. BE YUU, BITCH!:@


So what is the conclusion here today?
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