Whatevan You Say...Wherevan You Go...: Porn Talk

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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Porn Talk

Let's talk porn. I personally am not so into porn, but if I were to walk into a room and it was on, I would probably watch it, if I walked into a room with you watching it, I would definitely have strange feelings about you for awhile (double standard? yup), but I might be slightly turned on (I probably wouldn't admit it either because of the weird feelings I now have for you). I'm a let's talk a little dirty and rile me up kinda girl as opposed to the porn type, but to each their own.

I am fascinated with porn and porn watchers though. I'd like to know if there is porn with a real plot, in my limited experience, it seems not. I mean like a real plot? Is that even possible?

When I was a kid my step-brother made me watch a porn called Beaverly Hillbillies (yes, it was the early 90's and the porn was probably older than that). I do recognize that this sounds very wrong, but we were kids whatever. I remember thinking to myself, man this is bad, surely someone (me) could write a better story line. I have yet to have the attention span to write porn with a plot, but the idea does pop into my head from time to time.

I am especially interested in midget porn. I know it sounds weird, but here's why. I hear these guys "members" are the same size as "normal" guys. How can that be? Did someone fuck with me? Does it mean their privates touch the ground? How can anyone not be fascinated by this and not think about this? Clearly, I have never watched a little person porn, I like the idea of it in my brain better than actually having to sit and watch it.

What about smaller wiener porn? Some women and/or men might be into that right? There is the old wives tail that Asian men tend to have smaller penises, but really not all of them can be that small, can they? I'm sure some have got to have long shlongs, right?!

I self admittedly am not a huge watcher of porn, I much prefer a little skinimax to get the mood going or even better some sexy talk and touching rather than the porn (preferably by someone I like, if I don't like you and am not really attracted to you and you try to this, forget it).

I rented a gay man porn once because I wanted to know how gay sex worked. I truely do not think half the men in the porn were not gay and get this, weirdest part, a lot of the stuff was bj's and man missionary. How wild is that? I'm always curious about man sex, actually woman sex too, but man sex is way more interesting. I do love meeting gay men and being able to speak and ask my questions freely about everything having to do with gay man sex. It fascinates the shit out of me. Nothing like I thought it would be.